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You and your friends can show up whenever you choose (though you might want to call ahead to get better seats and break on admission.)
Variety of Strippers, Shows, Acts etc.
Usually have a website where you can see pictures of the girls and sometimes a list of packages and services they offer.
You can get a written agreement to try and somewhat secure a successful party.
Need of a Designated Driver or reliable transportation (limo, party bus, etc.)
Cover charge
Crowds
Local laws prohibit some things you might want to see (ie laws prohibiting the serving of alcohol where dancers are nude.)
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They come to you (though they might run late)
You need an adequate location
Even with a written agreement the strippers may not perform as expected
At least half of the fee may be required up front
The strippers that show up at your door may not be as attractive as you were hoping for
Privacy that might allow you to have a little more fun than you could in a public place
Can be considerably cheaper or more expensive than going to a strip club depending on the size of your party
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If you are planning to visit a club, find out if they have a website or you could check it out personally to make sure it is still as good as you've been told. Sacrifices must be made in order to make certain the guest of honor (and everyone else) has a good time.
Not only will the research pay off, it will probably be enjoyable. Definitely a win-win situation!
When calling a club, be sure to ask them if they will offer a break on the cover charge, if there is a special show, dress code, drink minimum, or any other information you might need to know.
Cash Advance Surcharge Scam
The biggest scam going is strip clubs that offer to give you a cash advance on your credit card. Of course there is a surcharge. Sometimes as high as five bucks! There's nothing like making budgeting decisions with a stripper's butt in your face. You might want to decide on how much money to bring and stick to it. It might be better to hide an extra twenty bucks in your shoe. Your friends will think you are a god when , after you close the last bar, you can buy everyone grilled cheese sandwiches at the all-night diner.
"Upselling"
The number one rule when you go to a club, is don't buy the strippers anything. Strip clubs have a tactic of getting customers entering the club to spend more than they expected. First the admission, a six dollar beer then a ten dollar dance, a twenty dollar private dance, and after that you buy the stripper a ten dollar drink. A hundred dollars might get you a nude massage with two strippers so Upselling is not all bad, but be aware.
Possible disappointments
Bad seats at the strip bar: You should call ahead to get better seats and a price break on admission.
Guest of honor is not the center of attention: Make sure to point them out to the stripper.
Law doesn't allow anything fun: There are ways to get around this. Someone may know someone who can get the real thing. There are bound to be a few strip clubs breaking the law these days.
No Sober form of Transportation: If you are going to a club and don't have a reliable Designated Driver consider having the guests pool their money for a limo or party bus.
Girls, beware. You might not like what's under that thong. Male strippers generally "tie it off" or use a cock ring to maintain an erection. Why? Dancing in front of a crowd of drunk women isn't a turn on after the first three times. You might not want to see the device responsible for that bulge.
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